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Okay. So I just walked through the lunch room, from the bathroom, and today I'm wearing tan colored shorts that look about the same color as my skin. I managed to splash water on my shorts whilst washing my hands, so I pulled my shirt down to cover it. Little did I know that it made it look as though I was wearing no pants. So I'm walking through and some smart-butt upperclassman yells "Where's your pants?!" I just ignored him (no, it was not a guy actually but "him" is the singular form) and hustled back to class. I could've informed the person that "where's" is improper grammar because that would mean the same as "where is" and "where is your pants" makes no sense because it has to be plural. Therefore, they could've at least been rude while using proper grammar and said "where're your pants?!" making it "where are your pants" which is correct because it's plural. Duh! In case you haven't noticed, I am a smidgen of an English/grammar freak. Lol=P